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Famous and Funny Movie Quotes

Enjoy best of Famous and Funny Movie Quotes via www.thefunnyquotessayings.com * Charlie don’t surf! - Apocalypse Now * “It’s not that I don’t trust people, I just don’t trust the devil inside them”  - The italian job * “They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.” - O Brother, Where Art Thou? * “I’m a werewolf, ok? Let’s not make a big deal about it.” - Dark Shadows. * Jesus. I got ‘em all! - Straw Dogs * Even though im no better than a beast, dont i have the right to live? – unknown * “For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior’s only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat. ” - Kill Bill Vol 1 * “I’m going to make him an […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 31, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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Best Funny Quotes

I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am

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Chanakya Politician Quotes

Chanakya is considered as the pioneer of the field of economics and political science and his work is thought of as an important precursor to Classical Economics. Chanakya the Great politician (Sanskrit: चाणक्य Cāṇakya) (c. 370–283 BCE) was a teacher to the first Maurya Emperor Chandragupta (c. 340–293 BCE) – the first emperor in the archaeologically recorded history to rule the complete Indian Subcontinent. Chanakya is generally considered to be the architect of Chandragupta’s rise to power at a young age. Traditionally, he is also identified by the names Kautilya and Vishnu Gupta, who authored the ancient Indian political treatise called Arthasastra.  This introduction about Chanakya is via source Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanakya Below are some of the famous quotes by Chanakya a Politician … “A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first.” Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC) *************************************************** “Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.” Chanakya quotes […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 17, 2012 at 5:50 am

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Funny Marriage Sayings Quotes

Dedicated to married couples  and soon to be married, please relax and funny marriage sayings quotes … “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” -Rodney Dangerfield. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband “Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” -Robin Williams. “A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” -Duane Dewel. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee, If you were my wife. I would drink it ! “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” -Helen Rowland “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America… The rest […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm

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Funny Amazing Simple Home Remedies

Well,  home remedies are easy and cost effective as we all know.  Today i present you some hilarious and funny but amazing home remedies.  My personal advice “DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME”  its just meant for entertainment # For high blood pressure patients – simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. # Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache. # If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. # Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. # If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. # Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan. # Avoid cutting […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 10, 2012 at 4:14 am

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Funny Poems by not so famous poets

The Funny Poems by not so famous poets which we can find on toilet doors and walls in the city… A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, But shit my pants! Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Famous Funny Love Quotes

Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” :D!! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am

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