Archive for September, 2012

Popular quotes and sayings

I present you some of the best of popular quotes and sayings… They are so vivid and meaningful …   “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball   “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr “Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.” –  Denis Waitley “Children have never been very good at listening to their […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 23, 2012 at 4:11 pm

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Doctors Jokes and lol

By Dr. Geinberg One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’   By Dr. Leonard I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’   By Dr. Rebecca Clair, Norfolk During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble withone of his medications ‘Which one?’ I asked.’The patch. The Nurse told me to put […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 9, 2012 at 6:56 am

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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