Archive for October, 2012

Cool children quotes sayings

If you really think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He does not have tenure. -Unknown “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Children are our most valuable resource.” – Herbert Hoover “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, But my heart would be empty. – Unknown “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller “There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

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Statements to Ponder George Carlin Quotes

Few statements to ponder…… George Carlin Quotes … For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity   1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts, but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 12, 2012 at 6:00 am

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Quotes about strength and courage

“Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow” .. “It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.” – E.E. Cummings “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” – Winston Churchill “Courage is grace under pressure.” – Ernest Hemingway “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway.” – John Wayne “Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you that you are wrong.” – Ralph Waldo “It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.” – Mark Twain “Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.”- Bruce Lee “Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It’s courage that counts.”- John Wooden “Man can not discover […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 5, 2012 at 8:40 am

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cool funny pick-up lines

- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… - Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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