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Statements to Ponder George Carlin Quotes

Few statements to ponder…… George Carlin Quotes … For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity 1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts, but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is [...]

Popular quotes and sayings

I present you some of the best of popular quotes and sayings… They are so vivid and meaningful … “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius “For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.” – Maya Angelou “Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep.” – Mohandas Gandhi “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?” – Jean Kerr “Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable.” – Denis Waitley “Children have never been very good at listening to their [...]

Famous Quotes and Sayings

Best of famous quotes and sayings from which we can learn something in our life… * Rule number one of investing is never lose money. Rule number two is never forget rule number 1 – Warren Buffet. * “Don’t let the past steal your present” – Cherralea Morgan * “A woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself. ” – Susan B. Anthony * “…for he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.” – William Shakespeare * “No mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.” – Sigmund Freud * “For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.” – Stuart Chase * “He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.” – Leonardo [...]