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Funny New Year Quotes

Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes ….   Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. Brooks Atkinson Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. Bill Vaughan Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. P. J. O’Rourke The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. Jay Leno Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have […]

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Posted by Rajj - December 27, 2013 at 11:42 am

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Now I know how you felt being mauled by that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

The Big Bang Theory season 7 started with a bang, its so hilarious from the very beginning. I simply love this show and the best part of this show is the quotes and sayings by Sheldon Cooper specially.   This Season starter best quotes is Now I know how you felt being mauled by  that sex crazed gorilla – Sheldon Cooper

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Posted by Rajj - September 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm

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Best of Funny Friendship Quotes

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.   The enemy of my enemy is my friend…   One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim   Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.     You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.   My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.   Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.   A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired.   Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.   A friend with weed […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 24, 2013 at 4:11 am

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Funny Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.   2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”   3) The road to success is always under construction.   4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.   5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong   6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.   7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.   8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.   9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.   10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

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Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons

For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.” -Paul Pearshall “A rich man’s joke is always funny.” -Thomas Browne, Sr. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers “And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looked upon him, my heart was filled with fear. I was looking at a man sporting a funny crown, three nails, and a spear.” -Nate Ramer “At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 23, 2013 at 4:14 am

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

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Famous Quotes and Sayings

Best of famous quotes and sayings from which we can learn something in our life… * Rule number one of investing is never lose money. Rule number two is never forget rule number 1 – Warren Buffet. * “Don’t let the past steal your present” – Cherralea Morgan * “A woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself. ” – Susan B. Anthony * “…for he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.” – William Shakespeare * “No mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.” – Sigmund Freud * “For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don’t believe, no proof is possible.” – Stuart Chase * “He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.” – Leonardo […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 10, 2012 at 7:12 am

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Famous Funny Love Quotes

Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am

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