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Ownage in The Big Bang Theory

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Posted by Rajj - December 5, 2013 at 4:44 am

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Funny ways to prove things guide for lecturers

Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.   Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first.   Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong?   Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.   Proof by omission: “The reader may easily supply the details” or “The other 253 cases are analogous” Proof by deferral: “We’ll prove this later in the course”.   Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with proof by omission.   Proof by intimidation: “Trivial.”   Proof by adverb: “As is quite clear, the elementary aforementioned statement is obviously valid.”   Proof by seduction: “Convince yourself that this is true! […]

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Posted by Rajj - January 22, 2013 at 10:07 am

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cool funny pick-up lines

- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… - Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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nice quotes and sayings

Presenting you with some really nice quotes and sayings …   – Life is not a movie but sometimes I just wish it is… I could just edit some parts – Women are completely defenseless…. until the nailpolish is dry - Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful. – Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk person and the angry.. – Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step — Chanakya – Don’t break anybody’s heard, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206…. - “Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black […]

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Posted by Rajj - August 24, 2012 at 5:04 am

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Random Funny Sayings and Phrases

Some of the best of random funny sayings and phrases for my blog readers, i am sure you will laugh out loud   – A POOR man says, “To see is to believe…” But a RICH man says, “Believe it & you will see it!!!” – Its weird but must admit that, The last drop of pee always falls on underwear. FZFP6F8TFD2B – You can’t hug yourself. You can’t cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you most. – Think Thousand times before takina a decision But- After taking decision never turn back even if you get Thousand difficulties!! – In life, think of mean people like sand paper. They may scratch you and hurt you, but at the end, you come out smooth and polished and the mean person is just worn and ugly.” – Nothing is this […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 18, 2012 at 8:50 am

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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

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Best Funny Quotes

I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Funny One Liners Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. […]

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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

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