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Women quotes and sayings

Women like silent men. They believe that they are listening. The estimate of a woman is much more accurate than a man’s certainty. Most women have to enemies all the other women, most Men have the other men as allies. I do not deny that women are foolish, God Almighty created them so that they match the men. Women talk and talk they want respectively, while a man will only talk when something outside of him to talk drives – for example, that he can not find any clean socks. Sure some millionaires owe their success to their wives, but most women owe their success. Only so-called unobtrusive women experience true love; striking beauties are usually too busy with their own sex appeal. It is commonly said, the most beautiful woman in the world can not give as she has; this is all wrong. They are just as much as you think to receive, because this [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 21, 2013 at 5:16 am

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Nice Hilarious quotes and sayings

To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 10, 2013 at 11:38 am

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Funny DIY Engineering Skills

Be surprised to see some DIY (Do It Yourself) engineering skills and lol, how life can be easier if you are an Engineer

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Posted by Rajj - November 1, 2012 at 5:58 am

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Cool children quotes sayings

If you really think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He does not have tenure. -Unknown “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Children are our most valuable resource.” – Herbert Hoover “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, But my heart would be empty. – Unknown “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller “There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more [...]

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Posted by Rajj - October 18, 2012 at 9:04 am

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Statements to Ponder George Carlin Quotes

Few statements to ponder…… George Carlin Quotes … For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity   1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts, but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is [...]

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Posted by Rajj - October 12, 2012 at 6:00 am

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cool funny pick-up lines

- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… - Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, [...]

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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you [...]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Random Funny Sayings and Phrases

Some of the best of random funny sayings and phrases for my blog readers, i am sure you will laugh out loud   – A POOR man says, “To see is to believe…” But a RICH man says, “Believe it & you will see it!!!” – Its weird but must admit that, The last drop of pee always falls on underwear. FZFP6F8TFD2B – You can’t hug yourself. You can’t cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you most. – Think Thousand times before takina a decision But- After taking decision never turn back even if you get Thousand difficulties!! – In life, think of mean people like sand paper. They may scratch you and hurt you, but at the end, you come out smooth and polished and the mean person is just worn and ugly.” – Nothing is this [...]

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Posted by Rajj - July 18, 2012 at 8:50 am

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Cute Love Quotes for Him and Her

Love quotes are always inspirational and enjoyable for all of us, we all want to fall in love and fall out of love when enough Enjoy cute love quotes for him and her …   - Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. – Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part. – Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt. – No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you. – True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye. – Sometimes all you can do is smile  Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re [...]

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Posted by Rajj - July 3, 2012 at 6:23 am

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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

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