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Cool beauty quotes

“Beauty, without expression, tires.”- Ralph Waldo Emerson “Beautiful has nothing to do with looks. It’s how you are as a person and how you make others feel about themselves.” – Unknown “It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”- Leo Tolstoy “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”- Margaret Hungerford “A smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.” “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” “Believe me, if i looked good, it’s not an accident.” – Nora Ephron “I’m tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want – an adorable pancreas?”- Jean Kerr “Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.”- Confucius “If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” “You create beauty with your attitude, your behavior, your actions. Its all up [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 13, 2013 at 9:29 am

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Nice Hilarious quotes and sayings

To be wise you must first be young and stupid. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance. After being disappointed so many times, you start to lose hope in everything. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who [...]

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Posted by Rajj - January 10, 2013 at 11:38 am

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Statements to Ponder George Carlin Quotes

Few statements to ponder…… George Carlin Quotes … For those who love the philosophy of hypocrisy and ambiguity   1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren’t going as ghosts, but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is [...]

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Posted by Rajj - October 12, 2012 at 6:00 am

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you [...]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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Random Funny Sayings and Phrases

Some of the best of random funny sayings and phrases for my blog readers, i am sure you will laugh out loud   – A POOR man says, “To see is to believe…” But a RICH man says, “Believe it & you will see it!!!” – Its weird but must admit that, The last drop of pee always falls on underwear. FZFP6F8TFD2B – You can’t hug yourself. You can’t cry on your own shoulder. Life is all about living for one another, so live with those who love you most. – Think Thousand times before takina a decision But- After taking decision never turn back even if you get Thousand difficulties!! – In life, think of mean people like sand paper. They may scratch you and hurt you, but at the end, you come out smooth and polished and the mean person is just worn and ugly.” – Nothing is this [...]

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Posted by Rajj - July 18, 2012 at 8:50 am

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Cute Love Quotes for Him and Her

Love quotes are always inspirational and enjoyable for all of us, we all want to fall in love and fall out of love when enough Enjoy cute love quotes for him and her …   - Being on a boat that’s moving through the water, it’s so clear. Everything falls into place in terms of what’s important and what’s not. – Falling in love is easy, staying in love is hard, and letting go is the hardest part. – Forgiving isn’t Forgetting. Its just letting go of the hurt. – No matter how many times I try and move on, my heart always takes me back here to you. – True love never dies as we see in our eyes, only when we let go that we can truly say goodbye. – Sometimes all you can do is smile  Move on with your day, Hold back the tears and pretend you’re [...]

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Posted by Rajj - July 3, 2012 at 6:23 am

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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

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Best Funny Quotes

I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in [...]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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