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Best of Funny Friendship Quotes

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.   The enemy of my enemy is my friend…   One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim   Let’s protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.     You can’t ruin a friendship with sex that’s like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.   My ex wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.   Wanna see who your real friends are? Screw up and see who’s still there.   A friend will lend a hand when your’s is tired.   Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.   A friend with weed […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 24, 2013 at 4:11 am

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Funny Quotes

FUNNY QUOTES Funny quotes 1) The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.   2) What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”   3) The road to success is always under construction.   4) Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.   5) I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong   6) If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.   7) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.   8) Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.   9) If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.   10) Hard work never killed anybody, but why take […]

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Posted by Rajj - July 17, 2013 at 4:35 am

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Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons

For your enjoyment and LOL some more Hilarious Funny Quotes By Popular Persons around the world… “Our basic instinct is not for survival but for family. Most of us would give our own life for the survival of a family member, yet we lead our daily life too often as if we take our family for granted.” -Paul Pearshall “A rich man’s joke is always funny.” -Thomas Browne, Sr. “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” -Will Rogers “And as I looked up, I was gazing on a hill, and in my spine I felt an icy, icy chill. And as I looked upon him, my heart was filled with fear. I was looking at a man sporting a funny crown, three nails, and a spear.” -Nate Ramer “At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t […]

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Posted by Rajj - June 23, 2013 at 4:14 am

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The best and funny quotes i heard was

- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated.  -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you […]

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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am

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nice quotes and sayings

Presenting you with some really nice quotes and sayings …   – Life is not a movie but sometimes I just wish it is… I could just edit some parts – Women are completely defenseless…. until the nailpolish is dry - Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique and beautiful. – Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk person and the angry.. – Of a rascal and a serpent, the serpent is the better of the two, for he strikes only at the time he is destined to kill, while the former at every step — Chanakya – Don’t break anybody’s heard, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206…. - ”Life is like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and the black show sadness. But as you go through life’s journey, remember that the black […]

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Posted by Rajj - August 24, 2012 at 5:04 am

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Famous Funny Love Quotes

Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am

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