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Funny Marriage Sayings Quotes

Dedicated to married couples  and soon to be married, please relax and funny marriage sayings quotes … “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” -Rodney Dangerfield. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband “Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” -Robin Williams. “A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” -Duane Dewel. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee, If you were my wife. I would drink it ! “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” -Helen Rowland “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America… The rest […]

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