Funny ways to prove things guide for lecturers
Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or seminar setting. Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first. Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong? Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof. Proof by omission: “The reader may easily supply the details” or “The other 253 cases are analogous” Proof by deferral: “We’ll prove this later in the course”. Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with proof by omission. Proof by intimidation: “Trivial.” Proof by adverb: “As is quite clear, the elementary aforementioned statement is obviously valid.” Proof by seduction: “Convince yourself that this is true! [...]
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Posted by Rajj - January 22, 2013 at 10:07 am
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Cool children quotes sayings
If you really think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He does not have tenure. -Unknown “Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas.”- Paula Poundstone “Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.” – James Baldwin “Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.” – Robert A. Heinlein “Children are our most valuable resource.” – Herbert Hoover “Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.” – Martin Mull Without children, my house would be clean and my wallet would be full, But my heart would be empty. – Unknown “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller “There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more [...]
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Posted by Rajj - October 18, 2012 at 9:04 am
Categories: Children Quotes, Funny Quotes Tags: children quotes, children sayings, funny quotes
cool funny pick-up lines
- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… - Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, [...]
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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Sayings Tags: funny quotes, hilarious quotes, pick-up lines
The best and funny quotes i heard was
- You don’t get another chance, Life is no nintendo game.. – Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don’t complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don’t bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live! - A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein - Hatred eats at the soul of the hater, not the hated. -Alice Herz Sommer – Goodness had nothing to do with it, dear. -Mae West – What other people think of you is none of your business -Ben Franklin – As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -King Solomon -Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. – Mark Twain – A sure cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan - Accept what you [...]
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Posted by Rajj - September 4, 2012 at 5:57 am
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings Tags: best funny quotes, famous funny quotes, funny quotes, funny quotes sayings, funny sayings
Best Funny Quotes
I’ve got some more best funny quotes for laugh out loud (lol), i hope you will like it. * What a beautiful morning … the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Now where is that fast-forward button to 5 pm? * It is something like shooting birds in the dark in a country where there are only a few birds, I see no God up here * Intelligence is creative mind not extensive memory.. * Yells a man, it is dynamic. Shouts a woman, it’s hysterical. – Hildegard Knef * Some relations are like TOM & JERRY. They tease eacho ther but can’t live without each other. * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Nagging is a more of a universal trait or rather a tool of women to hone their men to their taste. * A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts * when you [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 22, 2012 at 3:38 am
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Sayings, hilarious quotes Tags: best funny quotes, funny quotes, funny sayings
Funny Marriage Sayings Quotes
Dedicated to married couples and soon to be married, please relax and funny marriage sayings quotes … “In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen. “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” -Rodney Dangerfield. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband “Ah, yes, divorce…from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” -Robin Williams. “A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.” -Duane Dewel. If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee, If you were my wife. I would drink it ! “When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.” -Helen Rowland “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America… The rest [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm
Categories: Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny Quotes Tags: funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, funny quotes, hilarious quotes
Best Funny Quotes to Live by
This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings Tags: best funny quotes, famous funny quotes, funny quotes, funny quotes life, funny quotes to live by, funny sayings
Famous Funny Love Quotes
Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” !! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after [...]
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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am
Categories: Funny Love Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, hilarious quotes Tags: famous funny quotes, funny love quotes, funny quotes, funny quotes life, hilarious quotes
Funny One Liners Sidhuisms
Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. [...]
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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings, hilarious quotes Tags: funny movie quotes, funny one liners, funny quotes, funny quotes life, funny sayings, great quotes
Funny Quotes on Life
Time to enjoy somewhat funny quotes on life.. – Sex and alcohol, it fuels the desire but kills the performance…!!! - Trust is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again… – You never realize what you have till its gone ..Toilet paper is a good example. – People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion comes when people are used and things are loved. – At any given moment you have the power to say this is not how the story is going to end. – If you live your life fully, you will die only once. But if you are scared of every step, fear will kill you day after day. – Paulo coetho. - ”Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”- Buddha – When people ask dumb questions, I [...]
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Posted by Rajj - April 20, 2012 at 7:40 am
Categories: Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes Life, Funny Quotes Sayings, hilarious quotes Tags: funny quotes, funny quotes life, hilarious quotes