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Photos of Quotes and Sayings

Please enjoy photos of quotes and sayings, picture speaks thousand words than text only Keep yourself updated with more funny quotes and sayings ……  

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Posted by Rajj - July 1, 2012 at 7:18 am

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Best Funny Quotes to Live by

This post ” best funny quotes to live by” which we all look for our facebook updates is hilarious in a sense we love lol on humor and specially funny hilarious quotes.. * Try not to become a man of success but a man of value * The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams * A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. * Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. * Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong. * He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. * Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 4, 2012 at 3:28 pm

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Famous Funny Love Quotes

Famous and funny love quotes for your entertainment are below: When a girl is in love, You can see it in her smile .. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes… Don’t try to understand a girl completely. If you do, then either you will go mad… or you will start loving her.. Nobody believes that M single…WTF… i mean to say “WOW THAT FANTASTIC” :D!! The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity I am not a perfect person, I make alot of mistakes… but still, I love those people who stay with me after […]

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Posted by Rajj - May 1, 2012 at 6:23 am

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Funny One Liners Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. […]

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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

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Funny Quotes on Life

Time to enjoy somewhat funny quotes on life.. – Sex and alcohol, it fuels the desire but kills the performance…!!! - Trust is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect again… – You never realize what you have till its gone ..Toilet paper is a good example. – People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. The confusion comes when people are used and things are loved. – At any given moment you have the power to say this is not how the story is going to end. – If you live your life fully, you will die only once. But if you are scared of every step, fear will kill you day after day. – Paulo coetho. - “Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”- Buddha – When people ask dumb questions, I […]

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Posted by Rajj - April 20, 2012 at 7:40 am

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