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Funny One Liners Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. The funny one liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Below is a great collection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word ‘Sidhuism’ and fetched a mention at wikipedia. 1. You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. 2. Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly 3. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage 4. You can never unscramble eggs. 5. Fattest pigs go to the butcher first. 6. All that comes from a cow is not milk. 7. This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti! 8. Great feathers make great birds! 9. My idea of a bird is 36-24-36. 10. As innocent as freshly laid eggs. […]

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Posted by Rajj - April 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

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Great hilarious quotes by best comedians

You will know the comedians somehow but i guess you haven’t come across great hilarious quotes by these best comedians, enjoy the hilarious quotes …. “If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” –Bobcat Goldthwait “I’ve been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That’s where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister’s house and ask her for money.” –Kevin Meaney “My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim.’ ” –Paula Poundstone “In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?” –Warren Hutcherson “I have […]

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Posted by Rajj - April 15, 2012 at 5:08 pm

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