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cool funny pick-up lines

- Baby you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive… -¬†Have you ever slept with a firefighter ? Want to ? – Here’s the key to my house, my car and my heart … – If i was God I’d make the world revolve around you. – When i say i cleaned my room I usually mean, I made a path from my door to my bed. -Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you would be guilty as charged… – I will show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole ! – Hello i am not available. – If you are my mother, i am busy trying to find a job so i can continue to support myself – If you are my girlfriend/boyfriend, i am busy charging my phone after the two hour conversation with u – If you are my room mate, […]

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Posted by Rajj - October 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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