very funny jokes

Me On Facebook

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - December 4, 2013 at 4:43 am

Categories: very funny jokes   Tags:

Nine things people say that i hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? ******** 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. ******** 3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. pupusas right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it? ******** 4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? ******** 5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?” No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema and stare at […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - January 24, 2013 at 10:22 am

Categories: Quotes and sayings, Short Funny Jokes, very funny jokes   Tags: ,

Funny ways to prove things guide for lecturers

Proof by vigorous handwaving: Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.   Proof by forward reference: Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first.   Proof by funding: How could three different government agencies be wrong?   Proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.   Proof by omission: “The reader may easily supply the details” or “The other 253 cases are analogous” Proof by deferral: “We’ll prove this later in the course”.   Proof by picture: A more convincing form of proof by example. Combines well with proof by omission.   Proof by intimidation: “Trivial.”   Proof by adverb: “As is quite clear, the elementary aforementioned statement is obviously valid.”   Proof by seduction: “Convince yourself that this is true! […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - January 22, 2013 at 10:07 am

Categories: Funny Quotes Sayings, very funny jokes   Tags: ,

Vacancy at Wal-Mart

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, “What is the fastest that thing you know?” Mike, the American, replied, “A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know..” “That’s very good!” replied the interviewer.   “And now you sir?” he asked Vladimir, the Russian. “Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - January 15, 2013 at 9:45 am

Categories: Short Funny Jokes, very funny jokes   Tags: , ,

Funny DIY Engineering Skills

Be surprised to see some DIY (Do It Yourself) engineering skills and lol, how life can be easier if you are an Engineer

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - November 1, 2012 at 5:58 am

Categories: Funny Quotes, very funny jokes   Tags:

Doctors Jokes and lol

By Dr. Geinberg One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’   By Dr. Leonard I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a woman I asked, ‘So how’s your breakfast this morning?’ It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t seem to get used to the taste,’ the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled ‘KY Jelly.’   By Dr. Rebecca Clair, Norfolk During a patient’s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble withone of his medications ‘Which one?’ I asked.’The patch. The Nurse told me to put […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - September 9, 2012 at 6:56 am

Categories: very funny jokes   Tags: , ,

Funny Poems by not so famous poets

The Funny Poems by not so famous poets which we can find on toilet doors and walls in the city… A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, But shit my pants! Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - May 8, 2012 at 6:08 pm

Categories: Funny Quotes, very funny jokes   Tags:

Funny Classroom Jokes For Kids

Teacher: Can you tell the most common word students use daily ? Student: Can’t Sir ! Teacher: Brilliant ! absolutely right. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. __________________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ TEACHER: No, that’s wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - April 22, 2012 at 3:04 am

Categories: Short Funny Jokes, very funny jokes   Tags: , , ,

Very Very Funny Jokes

Here i present you best of some very very funny jokes, of course some you may have read it and LOL before. I guess it will be pretty much fun to read funny jokes and some more short funny jokes here. Going to Heaven One day, three men died and went to hell. Satan was there and the three guys asked to be sent to heaven. However Satan said that only the good people can go to heaven…so he let them give him a question each. If Satan can answer their questions correctly, the person will stay in Hell; but if Satan didnt answer it correctly the person can go to Heaven. So the first person tries. He was a Mathematician, and he gave Satan a very tough maths formula. But Satan solved it in no time. So the mathematician goes to Hell… The second person, who happens to be a scientist, […]

Read more...

Be the first to comment - What do you think?
Posted by Rajj - April 6, 2012 at 11:15 am

Categories: Short Funny Jokes, very funny jokes   Tags: , ,